Received: from sentinel.synapse.net by CS.UTK.EDU with ESMTP (cf v2.9s-UTK) id BAA03314; Thu, 18 Jan 1996 01:23:51 -0500 Received: from makivel.UUCP (uucp@localhost) by sentinel.synapse.net (8.7.3/8.7.3) with UUCP id AAA11476; Thu, 18 Jan 1996 00:21:28 -0500 (EST) Received: by makivel.synapse.net (1.65/waf) via UUCP; Wed, 17 Jan 96 23:14:00 EST Received: by makivel.synapse.net (V-MailServer 2.21c) id VT36320; Wed, 17 Jan 1996 23:11:38 -0800 Date: Thu, 18 Jan 1996 01:08:08 GMT From: firstname.lastname@example.org Subject: [BBOWL-L] BB SOCCER 6 Sender: TheCoach@makivel.synapse.net To: email@example.com@cs.utk.edu, firstname.lastname@example.org, email@example.com Message-Id: <firstname.lastname@example.org> Reply-To: BBowl-L@makivel.synapse.net Organization: WELCOM BBS Precedence: bulk x-BBOWL-L-INFO-1: To unsubscribe send a message to MORG@makivel.synapse.net x-BBOWL-L-INFO-2: with UNSUBSCRIBE BBOWL-L in body. Here is a Blood Bowl Soccer game report using the rules which I have posted over the last 2 days. Humans versus Orcs on a very sunny day which at the kick off became simply nice weather! The orcs won the toss and decided to kick off. The teams were as follows: Orcs: Goal Keeper, 2 Ogres (Morgs), 2 Black orcs, 4 Mid-fielders 2 forwards, 5 fan factor and NO rerolls! Humans: Goal Keeper, 2 Defenders, 2 forwards, Griff, 5 mid-fielders 2 rerolls and 2 fanfactor. 1st Half Turn 1: The orcs push forward and the humans counter by bitzing but falling over in a dodge. Turn 2: The orcs turn is short as one of the ogres gets double skulls! The humans tackle the orcs and get the ball but get sent off for fouling despite the loud pleas from the coach! Turn 3: The orcs start blocking seriously injuring one, KOing Griff and recapturing the ball. The humans dodge, and blitz but fail in the attempt. Turn 4: The orcs go for a shot on goal but their black orc misskicks the ball completely (misskick=fumble) the humans jump on to the counter attack but fail to dribble the ball (dribble=pickup ball) Turn 5: The orcs block and blitz but the ball is now scattering every where! The humans don't fair much better falling over themselves dodging to get the ball! Turn 6: The orcs KO a human line man and get the ball, wilst the humans pick themselves up from a variety of prone positions. Turn 7: Custard Pie! the orcs knock down the human goal keeper with a piece of a culinary delight! With no-one to save the ball the orcs puh it in to the net for an easy goal. The humans kick off with a leap, blitz and run! Turn 8: With a couple of blocks the ball scatters and a human is stunned. The humans dodge, dodge and fall over! At the end of the first half it 1-0 to the orcs. None of the KO'd make it back so the humans start as a weak side in the second half! 2nd Half. Turn 1: The huams kick off with a blitz a leap and run run run. The orcs block back with a double skulls! turn 2: griff shoots but the orc keeper makes an amazing save in the top corner of the goal (they need to roll a six and what did Mike do? rolled a blimmin' 6!) The orcs pus forward smashing though with blocks and a blitz. Turn 3: The turns ends pretty much deadlocked in mid field neither side making any signifcant moves. Turn 4: The humans get possession again and have a shot,and with the orc keeper running round like Bruce Grobbelar in the field how could they miss? The humans shoot and... Intercepted. The galant orc keeper some how jumped up and chested or headed the ball into his control. With that the orcs push down field and shoot at longbomb range but the ball sails high over the goal into the crowd. Turn 5: The humans dodge and KO themselves in the process. the orcs however make their move stunning Griff and KOing another player. Turn 6: With the ball in the human goal keeper's control he kicks it up field at longbomb range the recipient dribbles the ball sucessfully. The orcs push out, and seriously injure griff and stunn the goal keeper. Turn 7: The humans blitz and run up the field towards the orc goal, the orcs run back but another double skulls puts an end to their defensive measures. Turn 8: The humans shoot and SCORE!! the score now 1-1. The orc kick off and make a few blocks but the final whistle blows - extra time! Extratime, the orcs win the toss and elect to kick off X Turn 1: The orcs blitz and make a foul killing a human player. And KOing another.The humans make a blitz and foul, KOing an orc but fall going for it. X Turn 2: The orcs in another blitz seriously injure a human and stun another in a foul move. The humans try to repsond to the onslaught but fall over again going for it. X Turn 3: The human Goak keeper gets blitzed and the orcs swarm round the goal easily scoring the wining goal. End of the game score Orcs 2, humans 1, casualties are 2 dead, 2 seriously injured humans (and one sent off) and 2 seriously injured orcs. This game was no friendly preseason match! More a "We remember 1966" England-Germany game!!!